This glorious bit of foodie pseudery is on the website for a new-ish restaurant, Switch, in Dubai. The designer writes:
I wanted Switch to be a strong, symmetrical soft organic womb-like space composed of a continuous, undulating wall that wraps around the entire restaurant.
The food sounds equally bizarre:
To titillate distinguished taste buds, a curved Mediterranean Fusion menu was created with a touch of Asian feel.
What the hell is a ‘curved Mediterranean Fusion menu’?
I am immensely grateful to Sally Prosser, who lives and writes from Dubai, for this link. All submissions welcome!